rainsfell:

how do i get over someone who i never dated

(via blowoffs)

  • Me: Im pretty sure I'm a pun princess at this point thanks to tumblr.
  • Brother: you mean raPUNzel...
  • Me: ... A pun can be made on any subject except a king who isn't a subject...

aquachilddicksquad:

forcing people to listen to my music when I’m driving

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(via blowoffs)

mylifeasqueenb:

girls all go to the bathroom together because that’s where we rap battle

(via cityofartists)

dirudo:

Teacher : So what did you bring for show and tell today

Me :

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(via blowoffs)

lucillesballs:

overhearing people talking about something u like

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hearing that they talkin shit

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(via asvprock)